Hi their viewers! I finally get to have some action myself and although when Jim said yes go forth and multiply Lara, but "Only with men over 60, with false teeth and a hearing aid", I was a bit sceptical about his motives. Especially when I see him biting his little finger like Doctor Evil from the Austin Powers movies and cackling with laughter. Anyway, I was strolling through the woods – as that's where the local perverts hangout and Jim had pointed me in the direction of - looking for flesh to bring back and ravage, I happen to stumble upon a rambler. Looking like Charles Hawtrey, from the "Carry On" films, I found myself strangely aroused! Anyway after he told his rather amusing story of his wife being savaged by wild boar, I took pity on him and offered him Lara's £100 pound challenge, where you get to fuck moi and also get £100!!!